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  • Birds Aren't Real Women's Relaxed T-Shirt

    Birds aren't real. They're government drones that record everything. They charge on powerlines.

    Have a little fun with conspiraspoofing in these comfy tees!

    • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
    • Athletic heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
    • Other heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester
    • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
    • Relaxed fit
    • Pre-shrunk fabric
    • Side-seamed construction
    • Crew neck

    Size guide

      SHIRT WIDTH SHIRT LENGTH US SIZES EU SIZE UK SIZE
    S 18.5 25.25 6-8 36-38 10-12
    M 20 26 10-12 40-42 14-16
    L 22 26.75 14-16 44-46 18-20
    XL 24 27.5 18-20 48-50 22-24
    2XL 26 28.25 22-24 52-54 26-28
    3XL 28 29 26-28 56-58 30-32
      SHIRT WIDTH SHIRT LENGTH US SIZES EU SIZE UK SIZE
    S 46.99 64.14 6-8 36-38 10-12
    M 50.80 66.04 10-12 40-42 14-16
    L 55.88 67.95 14-16 44-46 18-20
    XL 60.96 69.85 18-20 48-50 22-24
    2XL 66.04 71.76 22-24 52-54 26-28
    3XL 71.12 73.66 26-28 56-58 30-32

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