🔥 Because Some Things Shouldn’t Be Mandated—But Marinades Should Be.
You may not trust Big Pharma, but you sure as hell trust a good dry rub. Whether you’re flipping burgers, slow-smoking ribs, or just aggressively supervising the grill with a beer in hand, this apron keeps you looking sharp and spill-free while asserting your culinary independence.
👨🍳 Features:
Perfect for backyard BBQs, kitchen rebels, and anyone who believes in low and slow smoking—whether it's brisket or bureaucrats.
🇺🇸 Get yours now and let ‘em know: You might skip the booster, but your steak’s getting injected with flavor.
Size guide
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | |
| One size | 35 ⅜ | 29 ½ | 37 ¾ |
| A (cm) | B (cm) | C (cm) | |
| One size | 90 | 75 | 96 |
Collections: Accessories, Gifts & Stocking Stuffers, New Arrivals
Type: Apron
Category: BBQ, chef, cook, cooking, funny, grill, grilling, humor, MAHA, marinated, organic, steak, Summer, unvaccinated, vaccination, vaccine
