Old School Wooly Mammoth Tri-blend T-Shirt
$29.00 - $39.00
The Old School Wooly Mammoth tee is for those rare American beasts who remember when liberty meant something, men didn’t cry on TikTok, and political parties hadn’t yet devolved into dueling social media brands.
Featuring our thicc, cold-warrior mammoth in red, white, and blue—this retro parody nods to a time when trunk-swinging beasts still roamed the conservative plains with a spine and a sense of humor.
Printed on an ultra-soft tri-blend tee built to survive the next extinction event (or at least the next election cycle).
Perfect for:
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Dads who call it “the YouTube”
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Patriots who peaked in the Reagan administration
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Americans who still own a landline and a spine
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 |
Collections: Conservatives Corner, Men's Apparel and Accessories, Men's Tops | Graphic Tees for Rebels & Liberty Lovers, New Arrivals, New Shirts | New Arrivals from Liberty Maniacs, Tri-Blend Tees | The Ultimate Gym Tee
Type: Mens Top
Category: america first, GOP, logo, Mammoth, mascot, old school, paleoconservative, republican, t-shirt, tri-blend, wooly
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