Loud Honkey Garment-Dyed T-Shirt
$30.00 - $40.00
30-day returns · Guaranteed since 2003
The Loud Honkey is generally peaceful. He mows his lawn, pays his electric bill, and keeps enough money in checking to handle a surprise water heater. He doesn’t want to run your life. Ideally, he would never have to speak to you.
But block the boat ramp. Leave your cart loose in the parking lot. Try something with one of his people.
Now the neck comes up.
Because civilization is mostly a collection of obvious rules nobody should have to explain. Unfortunately, somebody has to explain them. Loudly. In public. Until order is restored.
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |
🛡️ Since 2003, we've stood behind every order. Something's off? We make it right.
Collections: Dirty Jokes | NSFW After Hours Irreverence, Funny T-Shirts | Political Humor | Satire & Parody, Heavyweight Shirts, Men's Apparel and Accessories, Men's Tops | Graphic Tees for Rebels & Liberty Lovers, New Arrivals
Type: Mens Top
Category: animal, funny shirts, garment dyed, goose, honk, honkey, humor, loud, short sleeve, t-shirt
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