Looks Like You've Had A Bit Too Much To Think Thought Police Performance T-Shirt
$33.00 - $41.00
"Looks like you've had a bit too much to think!" says the Mustachioed THINKPOL officer as he walks up to Winston in a stern voice.
Winston must have must have forgotten to hide the disgust and loathing in his eyes, because the large man in black moved closer still, his eyes hiding behind mirrored aviator-styled sunglasses.
"You have something to say, sir?" His voice menacing now. "No sir! No." Winston chirps nervously, averting his eyes as much as possible. Very well, then. Let's move along." The officer's voice calms somewhat to a dulled, professional cadence. "Remember, closed minds stop thought crimes. Let's move along."
Illustration by Dan McCall. Inspired by George Orwell's novel Nineteen Eighty-Four.
Stay cool, dry, and confident even during the most intense activities in this unisex performance crew neck t-shirt. Made from premium, moisture-wicking fabric with odor resistance, stain release, and UV protection, this shirt’s perfect for going to the gym, playing sports, hiking, or any other activity.
• 100% premium polyester
• Fabric weight: 0.12 oz/yd² (4 g/m²)
• Soft, moisture-wicking fabric
• Fade and snag resistant
• Relaxed fit
• UPF44+ protection
• Reinforced shoulder seams
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ½ | 36-39 | 18 ½ |
| M | 28 ½ | 39-42 | 19 ¼ |
| L | 29 ½ | 42-45 | 20 |
| XL | 30 ½ | 46-49 | 20 ¾ |
| 2XL | 31 ½ | 50-53 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 32 ½ | 54-57 | 22 ¼ |
| 4XL | 33 ½ | 58-61 | 23 |
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ½ | 36-39 | 18 ½ |
| M | 28 ½ | 39-42 | 19 ¼ |
| L | 29 ½ | 42-45 | 20 |
| XL | 30 ½ | 46-49 | 20 ¾ |
| 2XL | 31 ½ | 50-53 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 32 ½ | 54-57 | 22 ¼ |
| 4XL | 33 ½ | 58-61 | 23 |
Collections: Father's Day, New Arrivals, Performance Apparel, World Globobozo Forum
Type: Performance Shirt
Category: 1984, cancel culture, censorship, deep state, funny, humor, ingsoc, liberty maniacs, mens, Ministry of Truth, nsa, orwell, Orwellian, parody, Performance, politically correct, politics, t-shirt, thought criminal, thought police, too much to think, unisex
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