There it is. Staring into your soul like an unblinking surveillance drone, Kash Patel’s eyeballs bore into the void, seeing everything—and yet, somehow, nothing at all. Is he watching? Is he plotting? Is he just really, really bad at blinking? The answer is yes.
Slap this bad boy anywhere you need an extra set of unwavering, deep-state-piercing peepers. Your laptop, your water bottle, your neighbor’s mailbox—hell, even over the peephole on your front door so every visitor gets the Kash-glare treatment before they even knock.
Wherever you place this sticker, rest assured—Kash Patel is on duty. Eyes wide, locked in DEFCON 1 mode, scanning for Deep State plots, CCP infiltration, or any suspicious latte-sipping operatives muttering about “democracy.” Threat to #47 detected? Kash sees it first. Questioning the legitimacy of an election? He already knew. Place it on your laptop, and your browsing history instantly gets a Presidential Pardon. Stick it on your car, and Secret Service might start clearing a motorcade route for you.
🔹 High-opacity vinyl—just like the classified documents he may or may not have seen.
🔹 Bubble-free application—smoother than a D.C. cover-up.
🔹 3" 4” or even 5” of pure, unrelenting eye contact. Your choice.
Don’t just decorate—intimidate.
Collections: Government, New Arrivals, Stickers By Liberty Maniacs, Stickers | Little Sticky Memes You Can Post In Real Life
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Category: Director, eyes, FBI, funny, government, Kash Patel, Sanpaku Eyes, sticker
