Trump’s second-term opener was as ballsy as a boomer’s speedo on a Key West afternoon—he straight-up renamed the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America. No committee hearings, no foreign consultations, just a brash, sun-kissed declaration of national dominance that left bureaucrats scrambling and red-blooded Americans cracking a cold one in celebration.
And now, you can commemorate this spectacular, sun-drenched flex of patriotic rebranding in a soft, lightweight, and form-fitting racerback tank designed for hot days, cold drinks, and making the beach your personal press conference. 🌊🦅
🦅 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon – Softer than an international lawyer's excuses.
🌞 4.2 oz fabric weight – Light, breathable, and built for unapologetic summer swagger.
💦 Fabric laundered to reduce shrinkage – Unlike the old name of that body of water, which has vanished forever.
✂️ Raw edge seams – Because smooth finishes are for people who ask permission.
🍹 Tanning, day-drinking, and explaining to Europeans why we do things differently.
💪 Women who love America but hate sleeves.
🌎 Making sure everyone at the beach knows where the Gulf really belongs.
🔥 Living boldly, dressing lightly, and embracing the heat—both from the sun and from the international community.
Throw it on, soak up the sun, and let the world know: The Gulf is ours now. And it looks damn good on you. 🇺🇸🦅
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 26 ⅛ | 15 ¼ |
| S | 26 ¾ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 27 ⅜ | 17 ¼ |
| L | 28 | 18 ¼ |
| XL | 28 ⅝ | 19 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 66 | 38.1 |
| S | 66 | 40.6 |
| M | 68.6 | 43.2 |
| L | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| XL | 71.1 | 48.3 |
Collections: Men's Apparel and Accessories, New Arrivals
Type: Tank Top
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