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We own everything. Thanks for playing, though.
A familiar board-game tycoon presides over a game called Oligarchy. The rules should look familiar: a few people collect the assets, and everyone else keeps taking their turn.
Printed on a made-in-USA heavyweight tee with an oversized, boxy fit and slightly dropped shoulders. Check the full size chart below against a shirt you own before ordering; this is deliberately roomy.
• 100% USA cotton
• Heather Grey is 90% USA cotton, 10% polyester
• Charcoal Grey is 50% USA cotton, 50% polyester
• Heavyweight fabric: 7.5 oz./yd.² (245–255 g/m²)
• Oversized, relaxed fit with slight drop shoulders
• Forward-thrusted shoulder seam for added comfort
• Quarter-turned to help maintain a clean appearance
• Reinforced double-needle stitching on the neck, sleeves, and bottom hem
• Stretch-proof 1″ collar
• Made in the USA
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 29 | 18 | 16 ¾ |
| M | 30 | 20 | 18 |
| L | 31 | 22 | 19 ¾ |
| XL | 31 ½ | 24 | 21 |
| 2XL | 33 | 26 | 22 ¼ |
| 3XL | 35 | 28 | 23 ½ |
| 4XL | 37 | 30 | 25 ½ |
| 5XL | 39 | 32 | 25 ½ |
| 7XL | 41 | 34 | 26 ¾ |
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 73.7 | 45.7 | 42.6 |
| M | 76.2 | 50.8 | 45.7 |
| L | 78.7 | 55.9 | 50.2 |
| XL | 80 | 61 | 53.3 |
| 2XL | 83.8 | 66 | 56.5 |
| 3XL | 89 | 71.1 | 59.7 |
| 4XL | 94 | 76.2 | 64.8 |
| 5XL | 99 | 81.3 | 64.8 |
| 7XL | 104.1 | 86.4 | 68 |
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Type: Mens Top
Category: donor class, drop shoulders, elites, game, graphic, heavyweight, made in the USA, monopoly, oligarchy, Oversized, parody, t-shirt, thanks for playing














