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  • Cocktail Cabana Swim Trunks

    Built for poolside diplomacy and 3-drink lunches.

    The Cocktail Cabana Swim Trunks are what happens when your liver vacations harder than your body. Drenched in watercolor mai tais, piña coladas, and rum punch over jungle foliage so lush it makes Margaritaville look like a Supermax prison, these handmade trunks don’t just scream "vacation," they slur it loudly at the hotel bar. 

    Silky-smooth inner mesh keeps your parts from staging a mutiny. Four-way stretch microfiber moves with you whether you're diving into the pool or aggressively avoiding fatherhood. And with enough pocket space for contraband and questionable decision-making, these bad boys are your ticket to diplomatic immunity at every resort on the planet.

    These shorts were designed, printed, cut, sewn, and high-fived over right here in North America by people who aren't enslaved by a communist regime. So they're built to last and aren't available anywhere else. 

    • Fabric composition: 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
    • Lining composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex (in the US), and 90% polyester, 10% elastane (in the EU)
    • Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 5.13 oz/yd² (174 g/m²)
    • Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
    • Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
    • Elastic waistband with drawcord
    • Mesh pockets
    • Small inside pocket for valuables
    • UPF 50+ protection
    • Handmade

    Size guide

      WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
    XS 29 ⅞ 37
    S 31 ½ 38 ⅝
    M 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
    L 36 ¼ 43 ¼
    XL 39 ⅜ 46 ½
    2XL 42 ½ 49 ⅝
    3XL 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
    4XL 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞
    5XL 52 59
    6XL 55 ⅛ 62 ¼
      WAIST (cm) HIPS (cm)
    XS 76 94
    S 80 98
    M 84 102
    L 92 110
    XL 100 118
    2XL 108 126
    3XL 116 134
    4XL 124 142
    5XL 132 150
    6XL 140 158

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