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The Loud Honkey is generally peaceful. He mows his lawn, pays his electric bill, and keeps enough money in checking to handle a surprise water heater. He doesn’t want to run your life. Ideally, he would never have to speak to you.
But block the boat ramp. Leave your cart loose in the parking lot. Try something with one of his people.
Now the neck comes up.
Because civilization is mostly a collection of obvious rules nobody should have to explain. Unfortunately, somebody has to explain them. Loudly. In public. Until order is restored.
Made from heavyweight, soft-washed ring-spun cotton, this long-sleeve tee has a comfortable classic fit, ribbed cuffs, and enough substance for cold weather, migration season, and asking what the hell is going on over there.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey: 60% cotton, 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220 g/m²)
• Soft-washed fabric with an ultra-soft hand-feel
• Side-seamed construction
• Tightly knit fabric for superior printability
• 7/8" 1×1 ribbed collar with Lycra® for enhanced durability
• Single-needle edge stitching
• Tear-away label
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 25 | 38-41 |
| M | 25 ½ | 42-45 |
| L | 26 | 46-49 |
| XL | 26 ½ | 50-52 |
| 2XL | 27 | 53-55 |
| 3XL | 27 ½ | 56-59 |
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 63.5 | 96.5-104.1 |
| M | 64.8 | 106.7-114.3 |
| L | 66 | 116.8-124.5 |
| XL | 67.3 | 127-132 |
| 2XL | 68.6 | 134.6-139.7 |
| 3XL | 69.9 | 142.2-149.9 |
🛡️ Since 2003, we've stood behind every order. Something's off? We make it right.
Collections: Men's Apparel and Accessories, Men's Tops | Graphic Tees for Rebels & Liberty Lovers, New Arrivals
Type: Mens Top
Category: animal, funny shirts, goose, honkey, humor, long sleeve, loud






