Mail-In Voter Unabomber Trii-Blend T-Shirt
$29.00 - $31.00
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Did Uncle Sam turn Uncle Ted into the Unabomber? That argument has been raging for decades.
Kaczynski entered Harvard at sixteen and wound up in psychologist Henry Murray’s notorious “stressful disputation” experiments, where subjects had their deepest beliefs attacked under lights, cameras, and physiological monitoring.
This was the same Cold War world that produced BLUEBIRD, ARTICHOKE, and MKULTRA, CIA programs exploring drugs, hypnosis, psychological stress, induced amnesia, and whether a person could be manipulated into acting against his own will. Researchers even examined the possibility of creating an unwitting assassin with no memory of what he’d done. Basically: the Manchurian Candidate, but with government funding.
Ted later became the Unabomber.
Coincidence? Maybe.
What nobody disputes is that Uncle Ted developed one hell of a mail-in program.
Ridiculously soft, lightweight, and made to feel like an old favorite from day one. This premium tri-blend tee combines cotton, polyester, and rayon for a smooth, breathable feel with a natural drape and just enough stretch. Slightly more substantial than your average tri-blend, with a flattering fit that doesn't feel bulky.
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50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
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Fabric weight: 4.3 oz./yd² (145 g/m²)
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Lightweight, exceptionally soft tri-blend fabric
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Comfortable, slightly fitted unisex cut
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Side-seamed construction
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Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
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1 × 1 rib-knit crewneck collar
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Pre-laundered fabric to help reduce shrinkage
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 18 ½ | 27 ½ |
| M | 20 | 28 ½ |
| L | 21 ½ | 29 ½ |
| XL | 23 ½ | 32 ½ |
| 2XL | 25 ½ | 32 ½ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 47 | 69.9 |
| M | 50.8 | 72.4 |
| L | 54.6 | 75 |
| XL | 59.7 | 82.6 |
| 2XL | 64.8 | 82.6 |
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Collections: Funny T-Shirts | Political Humor | Satire & Parody, Men's Apparel and Accessories, Men's Tops | Graphic Tees for Rebels & Liberty Lovers, New Arrivals, Tri-Blend Tees | The Ultimate Gym Tee
Type: Mens Top
Category: anti-establishment, dark humor, election humor, funny t-shirt, humor, mail-in voter, mail-in voting, political satire, satire, t-shirt, ted kaczynski, tri-blend, unabomber, uncle ted
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