Trump’s opener in his second term was as ballsy as a boomer’s speedo on a Key West afternoon—he straight-up renamed the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America. No warning. No negotiations. Just a pure, sunburnt flex of national swagger that left bureaucrats scrambling for a map and Floridians nodding in approval.
Because why the hell was it ever called the Gulf of Mexico in the first place? It’s touching Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, and Florida! That’s AMERICA, BABY. And now, it’s official.
This shirt commemorates the greatest geopolitical power move since we bought Alaska with loose change.
✅ 100% combed and ring-spun cotton – Because polyester blends are for the weak.
✅ Pre-shrunk fabric – Just like our patience for people who still say “Gulf of Mexico.”
✅ Side-seamed construction – Built sturdy, like the backbone of a nation that takes what it wants.
✅ Shoulder-to-shoulder taping – For extra durability, in case the international court has a problem with this.
✔ Patriots who like their country bold and their oceans renamed.
✔ Texans who already assumed this was the name anyway.
✔ People who miss when America did cool sh*t just because it could.
✔ Making sure your grandkids grow up in a country with no self-doubt.
Wear this, crack a beer, and stare out over YOUR Gulf.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |
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Type: Mens Top
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