I Identify as a Komatsu D355A Killdozer T-Shirt
$24.00 - $33.00
My pronouns are: Push / Crus
In a world where identity is fluid, loud, and legally binding—we’re proud to stand with those who’ve finally found the courage to live openly... as heavy machinery.
This breathable, pre-shrunk cotton tee affirms your lived experience as a Komatsu D355A—an earthmoving, law-defying, armor-clad icon of spiritual clarity. Whether you’re plowing through emotional obstacles or just your local zoning commission, you deserve recognition. And this shirt demands it.
👤 Affirmation Features:
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100% combed and ring-spun cotton – to cradle your mechanical dysphoria
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4.2 oz weight – light enough for gender fluidity, strong enough for hydraulic rage
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Pre-shrunk – because your identity may evolve, but your shirt shouldn't
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Shoulder-to-shoulder taping – built to support even the heaviest of pronouns
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Side-seamed construction – for bodies with complicated chassis alignment
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
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Type: Mens Top
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