Let's Destroy the World with Social Media T-Shirt

Humans never imagined that one day they would face an enemy from another dimension, but it was true. The evil lizard people had found a way to travel through space and time in order to reach Earth. They saw the population's reliance on technology and the government's so-called "intelligence agencies," so they created a sinister mass-hysteria apparatus called social media as a perfect tool to divide and conquer the masses for total control. 

By the time people comprehended what was going on it was almost too late. But a small group of human castoffs united owing to their shared ability to sense the diabolical plot the Lizard People had devised. For years they had felt a dread in the air Something was stirring and it seemed as though no one else noticed. But they knew; collectively, taking cue from each other’s intuition and worries and the fact that pointing out truth on the networks mean banishment. This small band of heroes understood that wicked forces were at work in our world using social media to spread discordant messages promoting hatred among us all. 

But what could they do? Facts were denied. Logic rejected. Arguments using the tightest syllogisms were shadowbanned, censored, and canceled. The only thing they had left was humor. So with love in their heart for their fellow man, and crudely assembled memes, jokes, and humorous t-shirts they set out to fight the Lizard plot! 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165

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