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Orders after 12/16 Not Expected to Arrive by 12/25
Zapata Off-Shore Co. Dad hat
$24.30$27.00
Attention all totally legitimate oil tycoons and definitely-not-spooks! Presenting the Zapata Off-Shore Co. Dad hat - the perfect accessory for your next "fishing trip" in the Bay of Pigs!
Show the world you're just a regular Texas oilman with absolutely no connection to any three-letter agencies. This hat is so covert, it'll make you disappear faster than CIA records from the 1960s!
Features:
• 100% chino cotton twill (or is it? wink)
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile design - just like your shell company
• 6 embroidered eyelets (one for each decade of denials)
• 3 ⅛" crown (tall enough to hide your "oil exploration" plans)
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle (perfect for those quick costume changes)
• Proudly embroidered in the USA (unlike some of our "offshore operations")
Size guide
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
| One size | 20 ½-24 ⅜ | 4 ¾ | 3 ⅛ | 7 ½ |
| A (cm) | B (cm) | C (cm) | D (cm) | |
| One size | 52-62 | 12 | 8 | 19 |
Collections: Brimmed Hats & Visors, Father's Day, Hats | Liberty Maniacs Quality Embroidered Hats, Holiday Sales, Men's Apparel and Accessories, New Arrivals, Sale | All Sale Items
Type: Hat
Category: black ops, CIA, fronts, George Bush, hat, hatembroidered, houston, retro, sale, texas, zapata oil
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