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    All Are Equal In Death Garment-dyed Heavyweight Long-sleeve Shirt

    The crowned skull emblazoned on our “All Are Equal In Death” long-sleeve shirt stands as a profound reminder of the nature of equality—its limits, aspirations, and ultimate end. The image, etched in the style of a medieval woodcut, evokes a message both timeless and sobering: that all human pursuits to impose equality of outcomes are as quixotic as they are perilous and that true equality is rarely achieved in life, save in the solemn finality of death.

    Pursuing forced equality in outcomes ignores human lives' intricate and unpredictable fabric. It assumes a mastery over fate that no human possesses, and risks creating a society that values conformity over character and control over freedom. The crowned skull, therefore, speaks to this sober truth: that a relentless quest to level all men to a single measure may yield only a hollow and tragic result, a kingdom where the only equality is that which none can escape. Death.

    Product Details:

    • Fabric: 100% soft ring-spun cotton for a comfortable, heavyweight feel
    • Weight: Substantial 6.1 oz./yd.² (206.8 g/m²) fabric
    • Fit: Relaxed, garment-dyed for a classic, worn-in look
    • Features: Topstitched classic collar, ribbed cuffs, twill-taped neck and shoulders for enhanced durability

    Size guide

      LENGTH (inches) CHEST (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
    S 26 ⅝ 31-34 31 ⅞
    M 28 34-37 33 ¾
    L 29 ¾ 38-41 36 ⅞
    XL 30 ¾ 42-45 37 ¼
    2XL 31 ⅝ 46-49 38 ¾
    3XL 32 ½ 50-53 39 ¾
      LENGTH (cm) CHEST (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
    S 67.6 78.7-86.4 81
    M 71.1 86.4-94 85.7
    L 75.6 96.5-104.1 93.7
    XL 78.1 106.7-114.3 94.6
    2XL 80.3 116.8-124.5 98.4
    3XL 82.6 127-134.6 101

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