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Secret Service Sloped Roofs T-Shirt
$19.80 - $23.40$22.00 - $26.00
Welcome to Secret Service Sloped Roofs—the top-tier solution for strategic non-coverage! Whether it’s high-profile events or high-level excuses, we specialize in sloped oversight, ensuring plausible deniability at any incline.
Our Motto: "We'll Cover Your Establishment (Mostly in Bullshit)"
Why waste time putting sharpshooters on rooftops when you can have the next best thing: sloped excuses and a firm commitment to looking the other way. Our premium services include:\n
- Strategic Absence: No sharpshooters? No problem! We'll provide the perfect excuse, from “bad angles” to “budget constraints.”
- Covert Coverage: We'll make sure any "loose ends" stay... well, loose.
- 100% Agency-Approved: Trusted by conspirators and bureaucrats alike.
This satirical tee is printed on the softest, most durable cotton to ensure maximum comfort—whether you’re dodging accountability or just dodging questions.
Product Details:
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Printed in the USA
Whether you're a fan of satire, a skeptic of official stories, or just appreciate the art of a well-crafted excuse, this shirt has you covered. Or not, depending on the slope.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
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Type: Mens Top
Category: 2024, assassination, Donald Trump, election, funny, parody, president, sale, satire, secret service, shot, sloped roof, sloped roofs, t-shirt
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