Political Party Animal Garment-dyed T-shirt
$29.00 - $39.00
30-day returns · Guaranteed since 2003
Observe the American political animal in its natural habitat.
Every few years, the elephants and donkeys put on their ceremonial colors, scream at each other for several months, and ask the public to choose which one gets the keys to the feeding trough.
Different mascots. Different mating calls. Same watering hole.
The Political Party Animal tee is our field guide to the American uniparty: a bipartisan menagerie of ambition, appetite, and absolutely no adult supervision.
Left wing. Right wing. Same watering hole.
Printed on a heavyweight, garment-dyed 100% ring-spun cotton tee with a relaxed fit and that broken-in feel usually requiring several years and at least one constitutional crisis.
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- 6.1 oz/yd² heavyweight fabric
- Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in look and feel
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Twill-taped neck and shoulders for added durability
- Double-needle stitching at the sleeves and hem
- Blank garment sourced from Honduras
Because bipartisanship should at least be comfortable.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |
🛡️ Since 2003, we've stood behind every order. Something's off? We make it right.
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Type: Mens Top
Category: bipartisan humor, elephant donkey, funny political shirt, garment dyed t-shirt, heavyweight t-shirt, Liberty Maniacs, political humor, Political Party Animal, political satire, uniparty
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