Old Age Mutant Mitch McConnel Postcard
$3.00
Old age mutant Mitch McConnell, weirdo in a halfshell!
Made from a toxic spill in the murkiest portions of the Potomac swamp, Mitch mutated into the awful lumbering chimera we see today. McConnell lurks amongst the Congress critters with his bulging spectacled eyes locked in on the slow race to oblivion. Seemingly impervious to time itself, the reptile's ancient animal instincts have propelled him to become the longest-serving Republican senator.
These postcards are made from thick high-quality matte paper, so they serve as a great addition to a gift or just a thoughtful written note to a friend.
• Cardboard paper
• Paper weight: 7.67–10.32 oz/yd² (260–350 g/m²)
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Paper thickness: 0.013″ (0.34 mm)
• Coated outer surface
Collections: Handmade | Made by Hand by Maniacs, New Arrivals, Postcards
Type: Postcard
Category: capitol, cartoon, congress, Dan McCall, funny, GOP, Kentucky, Liberty Maniacs, Mitch McConnell, Ninja Turtle, parody, postcard, Republican, satire, Senate, Senator, turtle
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