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  • McGovern Can't Lick Our Dick Ringer Tee

    30-day returns · Guaranteed since 2003

    The 1972 presidential election gave us one of the greatest campaign slogans ever committed to a button: “McGovern Can't Lick Our Dick.”

    Richard Nixon was running for reelection against Democrat George McGovern, and subtlety apparently wasn't a major concern among his supporters.

    As it turned out, McGovern couldn't. Nixon carried 49 states, won over 60% of the popular vote, and delivered one of the most lopsided presidential victories in American history.

    Two years later, Nixon resigned over Watergate.

    We've brought this magnificent piece of American political history back on a vintage-style ringer tee. A tribute to a time when campaign merchandise had considerably more balls than the politicians wearing it.

    · 100% combed cotton
    · Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
    · 26 singles
    · Regular fit
    · Contrasting ribbing at the neck and sleeve hems
    · Side-seamed construction
    · Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
    · Double-needle hems
    · Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage

    Size guide

      LENGTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
    S 28 38-41
    M 29 ½ 42-45
    L 31 46-49
    XL 32 ½ 50-53
    2XL 33 54-57
    3XL 3375 58-61
      LENGTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
    S 71.1 96.5-104.1
    M 75 106.7-114.3
    L 78.7 116.8-124.5
    XL 82.6 127-134.6
    2XL 83.8 137.2-144.8
    3XL 8 147.3-155

    🛡️ Since 2003, we've stood behind every order. Something's off? We make it right.



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