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Limp handshakes are for weak men and communists. Troll in style and comfort. Shirts are soft and lightweight made of combed ringspun cotton, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
The Male model is wearing a size M. He's 6.2 feet (190 cm) tall, chest circumference 37.7" (96 cm), waist circumference 33.4" (85 cm).
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Width (inches) | 16 ½ | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
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Collections: Funny T-Shirts | Political Humor | Satire & Parody, Holiday Sales, Men's Apparel and Accessories, Men's Tops | Graphic Tees for Rebels & Liberty Lovers, New Arrivals, Sale | All Sale Items
Type: Mens Top
Category: communists, crew neck, funny, handshakes, humor, parody, politics, red, sale, satire, short sleeve, socialist, weak men




