In Need New Conspiracy Theories Eco Tote Bag
$30.00
I need new conspiracy theories because all my old ones came true. How weird is it when your normie friends that used to leave the room when you really got going now are spouting off how there are evil elites trafficking children or covert government ops working with corporations to enslave the masses with technocratic authoritarian policies? Hell, even the government admitted UFOs now. What's even left after Alex Jones can even laugh "I told you so?"
Things are getting weird.
I guess there's still shape-shifting lizard people and COVID-19 vaccine depopulation schemes. Wait, no, Jim in accounting was already posting that shit on Facebook. Damn it.
Say goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
• Blank product components sourced from Vietnam
Size guide
| BAG WIDTH | BAG HEIGHT | BAG DEPTH | STRAP LENGTH | STRAP WIDTH | |
| One Size (inches) | 16 | 14 ½ | 5 | 24 1/2 | 1 |
| BAG WIDTH | BAG HEIGHT | BAG DEPTH | STRAP LENGTH | STRAP WIDTH | |
| One Size (cm) | 40.6 | 36.8 | 12.7 | 61 | 2.5 |
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Type: Tote
Category: aliens, black, book bag, censorship, CIA, civil rights, conspiracy, conspiracy theory, coup, deep state, document, domestic spying, foreign policy, funny, hunter biden, intelligence, liberty maniacs, lizard people, new world order, NSA, police state, redacted, Reptile, Reptilian, Shapeshifter, spy
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