The state has failed at everything—roads, healthcare, the postal service, even keeping the damn lights on. But against all odds, one government program has finally delivered something useful: a 16oz pint glass designed for unregulated, free-market liquid consumption.
This handcrafted, small-batch masterpiece was not subsidized, not the product of a bloated federal contract, and—best of all—not taxed when you fill it at home. It’s a monument to self-reliance, property rights, and the sacred principle that alcohol is best enjoyed without government interference.
✔️ Holds 16oz of Tax-Free Liquid Assets – Beer, bourbon, or the tears of central planners.
✔️ D.O.G.E. Insignia – The Mark of a Real Government Success Story – And by that, we mean one that doesn’t actually exist.
✔️ Handmade, Like the Economy Should Be – No fiat glass, no mass production, just pure free-market craftsmanship.
✔️ Doubles as a Mixing Glass – Because if you’re gonna stir a drink, it damn well better be deregulated.
✔️ Not Dishwasher Safe – Like sound money, this requires hands-on care and responsibility.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| 16 oz | 3 ½ | 5 ⅞ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| 16 oz | 8.9 | 15 |
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Type: Beer Glass
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