B.I.R.D.S. Biomechanical Reconnaissance Drone Surveillance T-Hoodie
$35.00 - $44.00
Birds aren't real? Oh, they're real alright. They're DARPA's most dazzling technological marvel in decades. The Biomechanical Reconnaissance Drone Surveillance (B.I.R.D.S.) platform makes covert surveillance operations the ultimate in avian espionage.
With B.I.R.D.S., the government has the perfect wingman for covert missions. It can capture high-definition aerial footage, eavesdrop on top-secret conversations, and, of course, spread its own feathered propaganda.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |
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Type: Hoodie Sweatshirt
Category: biomechanical, BIRDS, birds aren't real, conspiracy, conspiracy theory, DARPA, Drone, funny, gift, government, hoodie, humor, liberty maniacs, nerd, parody, Reconnaissance, research, satire, short sleeve, Surveillance, sweatshirt
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