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    • Home / Products / You Have Two Cows Economics Mug
    White You Have Two Cows economics mug with black cow illustrations and political satire captions, handle on the left.
    You Have Two Cows mug filled with steaming coffee on a rustic wooden table beside a window, spoon, and linen napkin.
    White You Have Two Cows economics mug showing the illustrated two cows joke, handle on the right.
    Handle-hidden view of the white You Have Two Cows mug showing the space between the two printed economics graphics.
    Tall white You Have Two Cows economics mug with black cow illustrations and political satire captions, handle on the right.
    Tall white You Have Two Cows economics mug showing the illustrated two cows joke, handle on the left.
    Handle-hidden view of the tall white You Have Two Cows mug showing the gap between the repeated cow graphics.
    You Have Two Cows mug of steaming coffee surrounded by evergreen branches and red berries, with a Christmas tree and fireplace behind it.
    Large white You Have Two Cows economics mug with black cow illustrations and satirical captions, handle on the right.
    Large white You Have Two Cows economics mug showing the illustrated political systems joke, handle on the left.
    Handle-hidden view of the large white You Have Two Cows mug, with cow illustrations on either side of a blank white area.
    You Have Two Cows mug of steaming coffee on a wooden table with a Santa cookie, evergreen sprigs, and a decorated Christmas tree.
    White You Have Two Cows economics mug with black cow illustrations and political satire captions, handle on the left.
    You Have Two Cows mug filled with steaming coffee on a rustic wooden table beside a window, spoon, and linen napkin.
    White You Have Two Cows economics mug showing the illustrated two cows joke, handle on the right.
    Handle-hidden view of the white You Have Two Cows mug showing the space between the two printed economics graphics.
    Tall white You Have Two Cows economics mug with black cow illustrations and political satire captions, handle on the right.
    Tall white You Have Two Cows economics mug showing the illustrated two cows joke, handle on the left.
    Handle-hidden view of the tall white You Have Two Cows mug showing the gap between the repeated cow graphics.
    You Have Two Cows mug of steaming coffee surrounded by evergreen branches and red berries, with a Christmas tree and fireplace behind it.
    Large white You Have Two Cows economics mug with black cow illustrations and satirical captions, handle on the right.
    Large white You Have Two Cows economics mug showing the illustrated political systems joke, handle on the left.
    Handle-hidden view of the large white You Have Two Cows mug, with cow illustrations on either side of a blank white area.
    You Have Two Cows mug of steaming coffee on a wooden table with a Santa cookie, evergreen sprigs, and a decorated Christmas tree.

    You Have Two Cows Economics Mug

    £10.00 - £17.00

    30-day returns · Guaranteed since 2003

    YOU HAVE TWO COWS

    Socialism
    The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.

    Communism
    The government takes both and promises you milk.

    Fascism
    The government takes both, hires you to milk them, and sells you the milk.

    Bureaucracy
    The government shoots one, milks the other, and pours the milk down the drain.

    Capitalism
    You sell one, buy a bull, and raise a herd. Now the government wants to know why you have so many cows.


    • Ceramic
    • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
    • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
    • 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
    • Dishwasher and microwave safe

    🛡️ Since 2003, we've stood behind every order. Something's off? We make it right.



    Collections: Coffee Mugs, Drinkware | Mugs, glasses, Bottles, Tumblers and more, Economics: Freedom, Markets & Funny Money, Everyone Hates Oligarchs, New Arrivals, White Elephant Gifts

    Type: Mugs

    Category: bureaucracy, capitalism, coffee, communism, corporatism, economics humor, farmer, fascism, free markets, libertarian humor, mug, political satire, socialism, two cows joke, you have two cows

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