FAQ | Frequently Asked Questions about LibertyManiacs.com
Q: How long does it take to get my order?
A: Shipping typically takes between 2 and 7 days, depending on the shipping method you select.
Most of our products are printed, constructed, and shipped directly from our factory. That means when you place an order for a shirt, our Maniacs Team gets busy picking, printing, possibly sewing and embroidering, and packing your product using state-of-the-art printing and fulfillment techniques. The result? You get a high-quality, US-made product with strict quality control standards.
Orders are usually fulfilled in around 2.5 business days. (Note: Our average fulfillment times for 2023 and 2024 were just 2 business days!)
During busy times like Christmas, shipping might take a bit longer. For more info, check out our Shipping page.
Q: What does Unisex mean?
A: Don't worry; it's not a new category for Uncle Fester or Pat from Saturday Night Live. And no, wearing the shirt won't grant you special immunity from state bathroom laws.
Unisex simply means the item is designed to be worn by both men and women. For most people, unisex items will likely have a true-to-size fit for men and a slightly looser fit for women. Of course, everyone comes in different shapes and sizes, so if you're a guy with some serious curves or a lady who prefers a snugger fit, you might want to consider our ladies' options.
To ensure you get the perfect fit, be sure to check out our sizing section, product page sizing information, or reach out to us directly for assistance. Remember, unisex is just a term to let you know that the item can be enjoyed by everyone!
Q: Are you a front created by the NSA to collect the names and addresses of patriots, dissidents, rebels, and liberty-lovers across the globe?
Nope! Although, with the crazy hours we put in, some people have jokingly accused us of being vampires. (Or zombies before our morning coffee, but let's stick with vampires—it's way cooler.)
Q: How do I buy something without giving personal information?
A: We understand privacy is important, but since we're not a pizza joint, we can't exactly hand you your order in person. That said, we offer various options for those who prefer to keep their information private. You can use PayPal, Bitcoin, or guest checkout to complete your purchase without creating an account with us. Rest assured, your information is safe and secure.
Q: How do I log in as a guest?
A: Follow these instructions posted on this page.
Q: Can I cancel my order after it was made?
A: Certainly. The best thing to do is contact us and let us know as soon as possible so that the item doesn't ship. That way, refunds are fast. After 24 hours or so, after the product ships, it will likely be necessary to go through the return process.
Q: I'm getting a ZIP Code Validation Error when I try and consummate my order. What should I do?
A: The results of the CVC, address, and zip/postal code checks are ones that we pass directly through a cardholder's bank. If the zip check has failed, it's because the bank is telling us that the zip code does not match the one it has on file.
If a cardholder has recently moved, it may take their bank a while to have the correct zip code on file for them. If the cardholder hasn't moved recently, they may wish to call their bank and confirm that the information their bank has on file is correct.
Q: Is everything in your store made in the United States?
A: We take pride in designing, finishing, and printing all our products in the U.S.A. by Americans. However, if you're located in Europe, we might produce your order closer to home, thanks to our international expansion. Some sourced apparel may be imported, but Made in the U.S.A. items are clearly marked. If you desire a product that is entirely made in the USA, feel free to reach out via email. Just keep in mind that fully American-made items usually come with a slightly higher price tag.
Q: What are your Business Values?
A: Honesty, quality, liberty, and fun. We're big on ethics. In fact, if you ask us we'll probably bore you to death with our views on things like business sustainability and market ethics. As a family business that at its core celebrates humanity and questions authority, living our philosophy is a pretty big deal. Like a family, trustworthiness and honest dealing are the foundations of lasting success, so we are constantly trying to improve, grow, and live up to your expectations.
Q: Are You sweatshop free?
A: Definitely! We're committed to ethical production practices, and we source our materials only from the most reputable suppliers in the industry. The design of our products is proudly handled in Minnesota. As an independent brand, we ensure that our values are reflected in every stage of production, so you can shop with confidence and peace of mind.
Q: Are You Certified Fair Trade?
A: No - Fair Trade regulation only applies to the import/export of raw materials. Since we import/export finished products and print them domestically, we do not qualify for Fair Trade certification. For more information about Fair Trade, visit www.transfairusa.org.
Q: Are you Free Trade Certified?
A: You're just making stuff up now, aren't you? There is no such thing as free trade certification, but we sell on the Internet, which is about the closest thing if there were one.
Q: Are you right wing extremists or something?
A: No. We're liberty maniacs.There's a considerable difference.
Q: Are you left wing extremists?
A: No. We're liberty maniacs.There's a considerable difference.
Q: Are you guys libertarians?
A: Sure. But labels are better for clothes than people. Don't get too hung up on them.
Q: What's the difference between a libertarian and a librarian?
A: One is likely being made obsolete by the Internet. The other is arguably becoming more influential because of the Internet. Both can be pretty hot, though.
Q: What's a libertarian?
A: A libertarian is someone who believes that people should be free to live their lives as they see fit, as long as they're not harming others in the process. They often think that using violence and coercion to achieve social goals isn't the smartest way to go about things. Basically, they're big fans of personal freedom, limited government intervention, and peaceful problem-solving.
Q: Do you guys hate Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders or something?
A: No. We're equal-opportunity jokers, so even people we admire aren't off-limits. It just so happens that both Hillary and Bernie's campaigns weren't fans of some of our parodies and sent lawyers our way. We saw this as bullying behavior, especially since their arguments didn't hold water. Remember how you were taught to stand up to bullies? Well, that's exactly what we did.
Q: Do you guys Hate Donald Trump?
A: No. Our mothers told us not to hate. We love our mothers, so we listen like good boys and girls. We make fun of politics and politicians, so in many ways, Donald Trump represents a golden gift from the universe to the craft of making fun of politics.
Q: I'm a wholesaler/retailer/Mark Cuban; can I buy from you in bulk?
A: In the immortal words of Snoop Doggy Dogg; fo shizzle. Just contact us or head over to our wholesale section to get more information. But to save everyone precious time we don't do consignment. We just do old fashioned drop shipping.
Q: What's with your blog?
A: The web log, which is a format that was popular like eight years ago, is a place you'll find daily product descriptions, musings by our founder, special announcements, humor, weird asides, raw stupidity, new art, features about cool designers we like, and other stuff like that. If you're more of the Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter type, we have those too.
Q: Do you have a privacy policy? Is it a secret?
A: Yes, we do have a privacy policy, and no, it isn't a secret. You can read it here. Generally speaking we don't sell your information or pass it on to people without your expressed authorization.
Q: Did Jeffrey Epstein kill himself?
A: No. Arguably the most experienced and famous medical examiner in America was there for the autopsy and says so himself.
Q: Where are you guys from?
A: The arctic tundra of Minnesota. Recently ranked the best place to live in the United States, mind you. So hold the damn jokes. At least until Winter. However, we ship from a few places in the United States so that you get your stuff faster.
Q: What's with this stupid tax that's showing up on my order? There are no taxes here on internet purchases!
A: There might not be taxes on an item, but if it's showing up, it's likely that your local overlords put some weird tax on shipments. Our tax collection and ordering system is updated daily for every single stupid tax law for every single state, county, town, and zip code in the united states. Believe you me, if you didn't have to pay it, we wouldn't charge it on your order.
Q: Why isn't this stupid coupon code working?
A: Good question. Give us a shout from our contact page and we'll figure out the issue. Sometimes it's possible you're trying a promotion from one of the various marketplace retail partners Liberty Maniacs stuff is available at. Check out our coupon codes page for current valid promotions on LibertyManiacs.com
Q: Can I get a banner from you guys for my website?
A: Pretty cool of you to ask. Yes, you can. Just give us a holler and we'll set you up.
Q: Do you do custom design?
A: Frequently. Give us a shout from our contact page and we'll see if we just can't just make your next project fancy-looking success story.
Q: Does Liberty Maniacs have an affiliate program?
A: Yes indeed! It's super easy, always free, and has all sorts of cool tools to help you monetize your site, blog, or organization. You can sign up here. It only takes a couple minutes and you'll be ready to go.