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  • Weaponized Autism Morale Patch

    Congratulations, you’ve unlocked maximum focus. The Weaponized Autism Morale Patch is the field insignia for anyone who can pull a 12-hour recon mission through Wikipedia citations, geolocate a grainy JPEG of a warehouse in Kazakhstan, and still have time to argue with strangers online about Roman history.

    It’s three inches of embroidered proof that obsession is a superpower. Throw it on your jacket, your pack, or your corkboard covered in yarn and thumbtacks. It’s a morale patch for the people who don’t sleep until the mystery is solved and the spreadsheet is color-coded.

    • 3" circle, tough twill

    • Iron-on, sew-on, or pin it like an amateur. We do not right now offer hook and loop. 

    • Made in the USA by people who will never understand your browser history

    Wear it proudly. You are the autistic task force the internet deserves.

    Shop with your confidence and conscience Intact