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  • Dark Brandon Short-Sleeve T-Shirt

    He emerges from the dark abyss. A relic of the past suspended by time to obey the craven. Stuttering sharp-edged bromides of chant-like deception. Eyes glowing like a lantern in the midnight black. Nothing there elementally human. Not anymore. The wrinkled husk pulled tight over its skeleton as it moves towards you is manufactured. Put together by a wicked guild bound by power in the deepest recesses of the chambers of doom. The litch has arisen animated by the magic of the dark sciences. and powered by the sweet aroma of children. Undead, unceasing, and unfeeling. It is Dark Brandon.

    • 100% ring-spun cotton
    • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
    • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
    • 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
    • Pre-shrunk
    • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
    • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

     

    Size guide

      LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
    S 28 18
    M 29 ¼ 20
    L 30 ¼ 22
    XL 31 ¼ 24
    2XL 32 ½ 26
    3XL 33 ½ 28
      LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
    S 71.1 45.7
    M 74.3 50.8
    L 76.8 55.9
    XL 79.4 61
    2XL 82.6 66
    3XL 85 71.1

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