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Democracy is Two Wolves and a Sheep Voting on Lunch Mug
$12.56 $13.95
Have caffeinated fun in any electoral season. The Founding Fathers were skeptical of straight up democracy, which was often dubbed a “tyranny of the majority”.John Adams quipped that straight up...
Democracy Two Wolves and a Sheep Voting On Lunch T-Shirt
$23.00
Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch. John Adams quipped that straight up democracy always and everywhere commits suicide given time. Others thought it would lead to...
Democracy Two Wolves and A Sheep Voting Sticker
$2.85 $3.00
These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures...
Evolution of Modern Man
$22.80 $24.00
Thousands of years of progress and we're back on all fours. 100% cotton jersey Pre-shrunk Ladies size down one for a better fit Shoulder taping to keep the size Our...
Evolution of Modern Man Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Sold Out - $27.00 $30.00
Thousands of years of progress and we're back on all fours. This long-sleeved tee is a winning mix of simplicity, comfort and casual cool. • 100% 30/01 ring-spun combed cotton• Heather...
Evolution of Modern Man Trib-Blend Tank Top
$28.00
Thousands of years of progress and we're back on all fours. A classic, all-purpose tri-blend tank. A timeless classic intended for anyone looking for great quality and softness. • Tri-blends...
Evolution of Modern Man Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
$29.00
Enrich your wardrobe with a versatile long sleeve tee. For a casual look, combine it with your favorite jeans, and layer it with a button-up shirt, a zip-up hoodie, or...
I Support the Current Thing NPC Shirt
$19.00 $23.00
Support the current thing! The latest group-tested mainstream psyop distraction is coordinated on every glowing screen in front of everyone's face! • 100% ring-spun cotton • Sport Grey is 90%...
I Support the Current Thing NPC Unisex Hoodie
$38.00 $40.00
Support the current thing! The latest group-tested mainstream psyop distraction coordinated on every glowing screen in front of everyone's face! • 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 8.0...
Make Yourself Sheep Men's Graphic Tee
$23.99
Features a graphic quote of Benjamin Franklin's famous quote, "Make yourself sheep and the wolves will eat you." Slightly form fitting. Order a size larger for a more relaxed fit....
Modern Evolution Cuffed Beanie
$23.00
A snug, form-fitting beanie. It's not only a great head-warming piece but a staple accessory in anyone's wardrobe. 100% Turbo Acrylic 12" in length Hypoallergenic Unisex style
Modern Evolution Embroidered Hoodie
$52.25 $55.00
Thousands of years of evolution and we're back on all fours. Embroidered with Dan's original satire piece big and bold. • 100% cotton face • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester...
Modern Evolution Ladies' Scoopneck T-Shirt
Sold Out - $24.29 $26.99
Thousands of years of progress and we're back on all fours. This adorable tee is so soft and light that you'll want to wear it again and again. It's classic and...
Modern Evolution Mugs
$12.59 $13.99
From knuckle-dragging ape, to tool-using biped, to boot-licking sheep. Ships factory direct from Los Angeles. Made and printed in the USA Available Design printed on both sides Ceramic Dishwasher safe...
Modern Evolution Neck Gaiter
$20.00 $25.00
This neck gaiter is a versatile accessory that can be used as a face covering, headband, bandana, wristband, and neck warmer. Upgrade your accessory game and find a matching face...
Modern Evolution Shapback Cap
$24.70 $26.00
Thousands of years of evolution and we're back on all fours. This is a classic snapback, with a structured wool blend and plastic snap closure.• 15% wool, 85% acrylic •...
Modern Evolution Sheeple Unisex Recycled T-shirt
$23.94 $28.00
Millions of years and we're back on all fours.100% recycled fabric that's never re-dyed, saving energy and water, while also reducing pollutants and carbon emissions. Whether you need a soft...
Modern Evolution Stickers
$3.33 $3.50
These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures...
Modern Evolution Triblend Short Sleeve T-Shirt
$28.00
Thousands of years of evolution and we're back on all fours. The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still...
No Sheeple Maskie Sticker
$2.85 $3.00
These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures...
No Sheeple Sticker
$2.85 $3.00
Be heard, not herded America. These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or...
OK Normie Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
$30.00