Rhodesian Brushstroke Camo Swim Trunks
£54.00 - £63.00
Handmade. Limited Edition. Poolside History.
If these trunks were any cooler, they’d come with a passport stamp from Salisbury and a bottle of Lion Lager. This is Rhodesian Brushstroke reimagined—Dan McCall’s handmade salute to the bushwhackers who turned camouflage into a damn art form. Forget the cheap knockoff crap—this pattern was born in the savannas and reborn for summer warriors with taste. If you’re wearing these, you’re not just swimming—you’re making a statement louder than a .303 in the distance.
Why These Trunks Will Have You Laughing at Lesser Men:
- Authentic As Hell: You’re not here for digital camo designed by an intern in a fluorescent-lit cubicle. This is the brushstroke that turned leaf patterns into legends.
- Rugged Sophistication: Four-way stretch fabric so smooth it feels like sipping Pimm’s on a veranda, but built tough enough to survive a lion charging your cooler.
- Utility You’ll Brag About: Mesh pockets for your gear and a secret stash pocket for…well, whatever’s “not exactly legal” where you’re vacationing.
Specs for the Discerning Adventurer:
- 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex: eco-friendly, but not in that “wear hemp shoes to Burning Man” way.
- Anti-chafe inner liner: because there’s no honor in jungle rot.
- Quick-drying, sun-blocking, water-repelling perfection.
- UPF 50+, so your thighs don’t end up looking like a lobster at a seafood boil.
For Men Who Know the Difference Between a FAL and an AR
These swim panties are a declaration of independence from boring beachwear. They whisper to the guy in cargo shorts next to you: “You’re out of your depth, mate.” So go ahead, prop your feet up and enjoy knowing you’re rocking a piece of military history that’s as rare as a tax-free paycheck.
Size guide
| WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| S | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 33 ⅛ | 40 ⅛ |
| L | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 45 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |
| 4XL | 48 ⅞ | 55 ⅞ |
| 5XL | 52 | 59 |
| 6XL | 55 ⅛ | 62 ¼ |
| WAIST (cm) | HIPS (cm) | |
| S | 80 | 98 |
| M | 84 | 102 |
| L | 92 | 110 |
| XL | 100 | 118 |
| 2XL | 108 | 126 |
| 3XL | 116 | 134 |
| 4XL | 124 | 142 |
| 5XL | 132 | 150 |
| 6XL | 140 | 158 |
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Type: Men's Swim Trunks
Category: africa, african, camo, hletic, liberty maniacs, men's, mesh, Rhodesian Brushstroke, shorts, Special Forces, swim trunks, tactical
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