Democracy has failed, but this sweatshirt won’t.
Hans-Hermann Hoppe, the patron saint of private law societies and helicopter-assisted exit strategies, has finally received the immortal ‘80s laser portrait treatment he deserves. Capturing the Austrian School firebrand in his intellectual prime—cable-knit sweater, contemplative stare, the unmistakable aura of strict private covenant enforcement—this sweatshirt is the perfect blend of deep theory and aesthetic irony.
Hovering in the neon void, the legendary Bell UH-1 Huey looms in the distance, a silent reminder that not everyone is fit for civilization. Whether you’re defending argumentation ethics or just looking for an elegant way to signal that uninvited guests have overstayed their welcome, this sweatshirt has you covered.
Printed on a premium, garment-dyed fleece sweatshirt that’s as durable as a properly enforced covenant community. The vintage-washed colors and soft feel provide the comfort of a well-run private law society, free from coercion.
Wear it with pride—just don’t let any social democrats touch it. 🚁🔥
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ½ | 33-36 | 31 ½ |
| M | 28 ½ | 37-40 | 33 ½ |
| L | 29 ½ | 41-43 | 35 ¼ |
| XL | 30 ½ | 44-46 | 36 ¾ |
| 2XL | 31 ½ | 47-49 | 28 ¼ |
| 3XL | 32 ½ | 50-52 | 39 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 69.9 | 83.8-91.4 | 80 |
| M | 72.4 | 94-101.6 | 85 |
| L | 75 | 104.1-109.2 | 89.5 |
| XL | 77.5 | 111.8-116.8 | 93.4 |
| 2XL | 80 | 119.4-124.5 | 71.8 |
| 3XL | 82.6 | 127-132 | 99.7 |
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Type: Crewneck Sweatshirt
Category: 1980s, 90s, anarcho capitalist, ancap, austrian economics, austrian school, cool, crewneck, helicopter, libertarian, liberty maniacs, physical removal, pre washed, retro, sale, sweatshirt, sythwave
