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    Hans-Hermann Hoppe 1988 Garment-dyed Sweatshirt

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    Democracy has failed, but this sweatshirt won’t.

    Hans-Hermann Hoppe, the patron saint of private law societies and helicopter-assisted exit strategies, has finally received the immortal ‘80s laser portrait treatment he deserves. Capturing the Austrian School firebrand in his intellectual prime—cable-knit sweater, contemplative stare, the unmistakable aura of strict private covenant enforcement—this sweatshirt is the perfect blend of deep theory and aesthetic irony.

    Hovering in the neon void, the legendary Bell UH-1 Huey looms in the distance, a silent reminder that not everyone is fit for civilization. Whether you’re defending argumentation ethics or just looking for an elegant way to signal that uninvited guests have overstayed their welcome, this sweatshirt has you covered.

    Ideal for:

    • High-status gatherings in stateless societies
    • Explaining to confused onlookers why democracy is a soft variant of communism
    • Exclusive, invitation-only clubhouse meetings (preferably on privately owned land)
    • Letting people know—without saying a word—that no, you do not believe in universal suffrage

    Garment Details:

    Printed on a premium, garment-dyed fleece sweatshirt that’s as durable as a properly enforced covenant community. The vintage-washed colors and soft feel provide the comfort of a well-run private law society, free from coercion.

    Wear it with pride—just don’t let any social democrats touch it. 🚁🔥

    Size guide

      LENGTH (inches) CHEST (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
    S 27 ½ 33-36 31 ½
    M 28 ½ 37-40 33 ½
    L 29 ½ 41-43 35 ¼
    XL 30 ½ 44-46 36 ¾
    2XL 31 ½ 47-49 28 ¼
    3XL 32 ½ 50-52 39 ¼
      LENGTH (cm) CHEST (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
    S 69.9 83.8-91.4 80
    M 72.4 94-101.6 85
    L 75 104.1-109.2 89.5
    XL 77.5 111.8-116.8 93.4
    2XL 80 119.4-124.5 71.8
    3XL 82.6 127-132 99.7

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