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  • DOGE Department of Government Efficiency Unisex Hoodie

    DOGE might be the bureaucratic equivalent of your group chat’s boozy late-night hot takes: bold, ambitious, yet utterly toothless—a self-proclaimed advisory council with all the power of a kitten meowing at a thunderstorm. But—and it’s a big but—what if someone actually took those ideas seriously? Acted on them? The result would be nothing short of a libertarian fever dream come to life: a roaring utopia of freedom, prosperity, and unfiltered badassery that could make even the Founding Fathers fist-pump from the afterlife.

    Sounds like the kind of grand idea that deserves at least a little push—maybe nudged into reality by the sheer audacity of a meme sweatshirt. Am I right? Don’t bother answering. I already know I am.

    Features:

    50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester 
    Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²) 
    Air-jet spun yarn 
    Double-lined hood with matching drawcord 
    Quarter-turned body
    1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex 
    Front pouch pocket
    Double-needle stitching

    Size guide

      LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
    S 27 20
    M 28 22
    L 29 24
    XL 30 26
    2XL 31 28
    3XL 32 30
    4XL 33 32
    5XL 34 34
      LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
    S 68.6 50.8
    M 71.1 55.9
    L 73.7 61
    XL 76.2 66
    2XL 78.7 71.1
    3XL 81.3 76.2
    4XL 83.8 81.3
    5XL 86.4 86.4

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