There was a time when you gave a damn. Back when you still thought things made sense—before you watched history repeat itself, trip over its own feet, and start demanding participation trophies. You used to believe people learned from their mistakes. Now, you know better.
But you don’t panic. You don’t run. You don’t clutch your pearls and start flailing at shadows every time the media shrieks about "unprecedented times." Unprecedented? Please. You’ve seen this show before. Different actors, same tired script. You’ve heard the first shots fired enough to know that the real trouble doesn’t start until everyone else has already lost their minds.
And that’s why you need this shirt. This ain’t your first rodeo. You’ve been through the collapses, the comebacks, the hysteria, the hypocrisy, the politicians promising salvation and delivering paperwork. You’ve survived bad fashion trends, worse government policies, and at least one major moral panic. You’ve paid your dues, and now you get to stand back and watch the amateurs learn things the hard way.
This ultra-soft, vintage-fit tri-blend tee is lightweight, durable, and comfortable enough to wear through every new disaster the media throws at you. The bronc-riding design is a badge of honor, a signal to others who’ve been through the grinder and came out laughing.
✔ 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon – softer than a college sophomore’s worldview
✔ 3.4 oz lightweight tri-blend fabric – because sweating the small stuff is for rookies
✔ Pre-shrunk for extra durability – won’t shrink, unlike the definition of "free speech"
✔ Regular fit – because freedom shouldn’t be restrictive
✔ Side-seamed construction – built to last, even when society isn’t
Wear it to the backyard, the bar, or while watching the next generation discover that "adulting" is just another word for paying bills and shutting up about it.
Get yours now—before some idiot bans rodeos. 🤠🔥
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 |
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