Weather got you down? Beam up in style.
Straight out of the Alaskan backcountry and into your wardrobe—this retro-style HAARP tee celebrates everyone's favorite ionospheric research facility (or global weather control array, depending on who you ask). With vintage National Parks vibes and precise coordinates to Gakona's most controversial grid of antennas, this shirt is a lightning rod for conspiracy-laced compliments.
Whether you’re just vibing at ELF frequencies or trying to scramble a few minds at the cookout, this one's built to transmit.
• Soft, breathable cotton that won't interfere with mind control signals
• Vintage-print aesthetic from the Golden Age of plausible deniability
• Features the real HAARP coordinates in case you're ever in the neighborhood
• Perfect for chemtrail spotters, government skeptics, and curious bystanders
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |
Collections: Heavyweight, Men's Apparel and Accessories, Men's Tops | Graphic Tees for Rebels & Liberty Lovers, New Arrivals, New Shirts | New Arrivals from Liberty Maniacs, Pop Culture Shirts
Type: Mens Top
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