Hans-Hermann Hoppe, the patron saint of private law societies and helicopter-assisted exit strategies, has finally received the immortal ‘80s laser portrait treatment he deserves. Capturing the Austrian School firebrand in his intellectual prime—cable-knit sweater, contemplative stare, the unmistakable aura of strict private covenant enforcement—this t-shirt is the perfect blend of deep theory and aesthetic irony.
Hovering in the neon void, the legendary Bell UH-1 Huey looms in the distance, a silent reminder that not everyone is fit for civilization. Whether you’re defending argumentation ethics or just looking for an elegant way to signal that uninvited guests have overstayed their welcome, this shirt has you covered.
This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee is built to last—much like Hoppe’s critiques of democracy. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s thick, structured, yet incredibly soft and breathable, perfect for high-IQ individuals navigating a low-IQ world.
Wear it with pride—just don’t let any social democrats touch it.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |
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Type: Mens Top
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