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  • Hans-Hermann Hoppe 1988 Garment-dyed Graphic T-shirt

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    Democracy has failed, but this shirt won’t.

    Hans-Hermann Hoppe, the patron saint of private law societies and helicopter-assisted exit strategies, has finally received the immortal ‘80s laser portrait treatment he deserves. Capturing the Austrian School firebrand in his intellectual prime—cable-knit sweater, contemplative stare, the unmistakable aura of strict private covenant enforcement—this t-shirt is the perfect blend of deep theory and aesthetic irony.

    Hovering in the neon void, the legendary Bell UH-1 Huey looms in the distance, a silent reminder that not everyone is fit for civilization. Whether you’re defending argumentation ethics or just looking for an elegant way to signal that uninvited guests have overstayed their welcome, this shirt has you covered.

    Ideal for:

    • High-status gatherings in stateless societies
    • Explaining to confused onlookers why democracy is a soft variant of communism
    • Exclusive, invitation-only clubhouse meetings (preferably on privately owned land)
    • Letting people know—without saying a word—that no, you do not believe in universal suffrage

    Product Details:

    This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee is built to last—much like Hoppe’s critiques of democracy. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s thick, structured, yet incredibly soft and breathable, perfect for high-IQ individuals navigating a low-IQ world.

    • 100% ring-spun cotton
    • Garment-dyed for a vintage, lived-in feel
    • Relaxed fit for maximum intellectual comfort
    • Reinforced durability, ensuring it survives more than one regime collapse
    • Printed in the USA—voluntarily, of course

    Wear it with pride—just don’t let any social democrats touch it.

    Size guide

      WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches)
    S 18 ¼ 26 ⅝ 16 ¼
    M 20 ¼ 28 17 ¾
    L 22 29 ⅜ 19
    XL 24 30 ¾ 20 ½
    2XL 26 31 ⅝ 21 ¾
    3XL 27 ¾ 32 ½ 23 ¼
    4XL 29 ¾ 33 ½ 24 ⅝
      WIDTH (cm) LENGTH (cm) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm)
    S 46.4 67.6 41.3
    M 51.4 71.1 45
    L 55.9 74.6 48.3
    XL 61 78.1 52
    2XL 66 80.3 55.3
    3XL 70.5 82.6 59
    4XL 75.6 85 62.6

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