Pour yourself a piping hot cup of corruption and start your day like a true international finance guru—funneling resources into untraceable offshore accounts while pretending to help starving children.
Yes, thanks to USAID, you can rest easy knowing your tax dollars are out there in the world, working tirelessly to fund coups, bribe foreign officials, and "accidentally" arm the very same people we're supposed to be fighting. And now, you can drink to that.
This isn’t just a mug. It’s a commemorative chalice for the greatest financial grift in human history. It holds 11 or 15 ounces of steaming irony, perfect for washing down the bitter taste of government lies.
✅ Ceramic construction – Unlike the paper-thin cover stories they slap on these "aid" packages.
✅ Dishwasher & microwave safe – Because some things should withstand scrutiny.
✅ Colored rim, handle, and interior – Aesthetic, much like those flashy "reconstruction" projects that never actually happen.
✅ Lead & BPA-free – Unlike the water supply in half the places USAID operates.
✔ Morning existential crises about where your paycheck actually goes.
✔ Silently judging your coworker who still thinks foreign aid is about feeding people.
✔ Holding up as a visual aid when explaining how another "humanitarian effort" magically resulted in a proxy war.
✔ Subtly letting people know you’re fluent in government bullshit.
So go ahead—take a sip, stare off into the distance, and mutter, “It’s all a racket, man.”
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
Collections: Coffee Mugs, New Arrivals, World Globobozo Forum
Type: Mug
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