I Identify as a Komatsu D355A Killdozer Men’s Tank Top
£22.00 - £27.00
Identify as Unstoppable.
Some basics are just built better. This premium tank is one of them.
Made from soft-washed, mid-weight cotton with a tight-knit finish, it’s smoother than a press secretary’s dodge and tougher than your HOA’s rules. Whether you’re lifting weights, mowing down tyranny, or just flexing personal liberty at the lake, this thing fits right and lasts long.
It’s relaxed, it’s sleeveless, and it’s printed with a certified Liberty Maniacs original—so you’re not just showing skin, you’re making a point.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz/yd² (186.48 g/m²)
• Soft-washed and tight-knit mid/heavyweight material
• Relaxed fit
• Extra soft surface
• Sleeveless drop arm
❓What does “I Identify as a Komatsu D355A” mean?
It means I have embraced my authentic self: a 49-ton diesel-powered tracked vehicle built for leveling terrain and standing against bureaucratic overreach. I was assigned “human” at birth, but that was a social construct. Internally, I’ve always been a bulldozer.
❓Is this a metaphor?
No.
It’s a lifestyle.
It’s a chassis alignment.
It’s a sacred bond between man and machine forged in the fires of righteous zoning retaliation.
❓What are your pronouns?
Dozer / Dozed
Acceptable alternatives:
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Heem / Heemself
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Push / Crush
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Grievance / Hydraulic
❓When did you know?
The day Marvin Heemeyer took one last drive through Granby, Colorado. Something stirred inside me. A piston of purpose. A rumble of recognition. I saw him not as a man in a machine—but a machine in a man. That was my awakening.
❓How should others refer to your identity?
With respect and reinforced concrete barriers.
Failure to properly affirm may result in track marks, emotional flattening, or being involuntarily rezoned into dust.
❓Is this legal?
We are currently lobbying for protected status under the Heavy Equipment Expression Act (HEEA) of 2024. In the meantime, this shirt serves as both your declaration of identity and a warning to others that you do not tolerate denial of your truest form.
❓What do you do as a Komatsu?
Mostly vibe.
Sometimes level out foundations.
Occasionally teach moral lessons to corrupt town officials via kinetic interpretation.
❓Is there a support group?
Yes. It’s called the Liberty Maniacs Community, and it’s full of people who identify as ungovernable.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
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Type: Tank Top
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