Hasta La Vista, Baby Coir Doormat
£33.00
You remember 1991.
Leather jacket. Shotgun spin. Cold stare.
One line. Final.
This doormat exists for people who have been waiting three decades to deliver it properly.
It’s not a welcome mat. It’s a warning label.
Made from thick, grade A tufted coir coconut fiber. The natural bristles scrape dirt off like a bouncer at the door. The black vinyl backing keeps it planted and stable.
24″ × 16″. Just under 0.6″ thick. Solid. Heavy. Unmistakable.
Best used in a covered area so it stays sharp. Some natural fiber shedding is normal. Shake it out and reset.
You waited since 1991. Now you’ve got your line.
• Grade A tufted coir coconut fiber
• 24″ × 16″ (61 cm × 40.6 cm)
• Thickness: 0.59″ (1.5 cm)
• Black vinyl backing for added stability
• Suitable for covered outdoor areas
Collections: New Arrivals
Type: Doormat
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