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    Gulf of America Midweight Hoodie

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    It’s official: we’ve claimed the Gulf. No more "of Mexico" nonsense—this body of water now runs red, white, and blue (but mostly a nice shade of turquoise). And to celebrate, we present this perfect midweight hoodie, crafted for brisk nights on the beach, boat rides fueled by questionable decisions, and diplomatic negotiations at your local dive bar.

    Soft inside. Sleek outside. Sturdy enough to survive a Florida Man stunt.

    Why This Hoodie Is Practically a National Treasure:

    • 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend fleece – Built for comfort, like your favorite excuse for missing work.
    • 100% cotton face – Because synthetics are for commies.
    • Jersey-lined hood – Extra warmth for when the Gulf breeze gets feisty.
    • Split stitch double-needle seams – Reinforced like America’s resolve.
    • Twill neck tape & ribbed cuffs – Keeps you looking sharp even after a few rounds.
    • Metal eyelets – Because real hoodies don’t do plastic.

    Wear it proudly. And if anyone asks what happened to the Gulf of Mexico, just give ‘em a wink and say, "It’s under new management."

    Size guide

      LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
    S 28 20 34 ½
    M 29 22 35 ½
    L 30 24 36 ½
    XL 31 26 37 ½
    2XL 32 27 38 ½
      LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
    S 71.1 50.8 87.6
    M 73.7 55.9 90.2
    L 76.2 61 92.7
    XL 78.7 66 95.3
    2XL 81.3 68.6 97.8

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