It finally happened. After decades of unregulated fishing, offshore debauchery, and beer-fueled diplomacy, we’ve done the impossible—the Gulf of Mexico is no more. Welcome to the Gulf of America: where the waves are free, the fish are unlicensed, and the sunsets salute the flag.
This heavyweight, 100% ring-spun cotton masterpiece commemorates the greatest geographic rebrand since the Louisiana Purchase. Whether it was a bold act of patriotism, a clerical error, or just a very persistent Florida man with a petition, the waters are now officially ours.
Key Features of Your New Favorite National Uniform:
Wear it proudly. And if anyone asks what happened to the Gulf of Mexico, just remind them: it’s ours now.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |
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Type: Mens Top
Category: florida, gulf, gulf of america, heavy, heavy weight, home of the waves, land of the free, sale, t-shirt, vacation
