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    Dazzle Button Up

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    Torpedoes? Confused. Enemies? Disoriented. You? Looking like a walking masterpiece of military deception.

    This Dazzle Camo Button-Up isn’t just a shirt—it’s a nod to one of the most ingenious battlefield mind games in history. Used during WWI to scramble enemy targeting systems, dazzle camouflage didn’t try to hide warships—it made them impossible to pin down. Now, that same high-contrast chaos is back, but this time, it’s here to disrupt boring fashion, not German U-boats.

    Handmade in North America with premium materials, this shirt is built for men who appreciate military precision, legendary design, and looking damn good while making an entrance.

    Features:

    • Historical battle-tested pattern – Worn by warships, now worn by you.
    • Handmade in North America – Built with care, not mass-produced junk.
    • Lightweight and breathable – Because looking cool shouldn’t mean overheating.
    • Perfect fit and comfort – Move freely without feeling boxed in.
    • 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester – Soft, lightweight, and built to last.
    • Fabric weight: 2.95 oz/yd² (100 g/m²) – Breathable and moisture-wicking for all-day wear.
    • Oversized fit – Freedom to move, zero restrictions.
    • UPF 50+ protection – Shields against the elements like a true naval warhorse.

    Size guide

      CHEST (inches) WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
    2XS 34 ⅝ 28 ¼ 35 ⅜
    XS 36 ¼ 29 ⅞ 37.0
    S 37 ¾ 31 ½ 38 ⅝
    M 39 ⅜ 33 ⅛ 40 ¼
    L 42 ½ 36 ¼ 43 ¼
    XL 45 ¾ 39 ⅜ 46 ½
    2XL 48 ¾ 42 ½ 49 ⅝
    3XL 52.0 45 ¾ 52 ¾
    4XL 55 ⅛ 48 ¾ 55 ⅞
    5XL 58 ¼ 52.0 59 ⅛
    6XL 61 ⅜ 55 ⅛ 62 ¼
      CHEST (cm) WAIST (cm) HIPS (cm)
    2XS 87.9 71.9 90
    XS 92 76 94
    S 96 80 98
    M 100 84 102.1
    L 108 92 110
    XL 116 100 118.1
    2XL 124 108 126
    3XL 132 116 134.1
    4XL 140 124 142
    5XL 148 132 150.1
    6XL 156 140 158

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