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Your dog has 47 unread messages and a full bladder. Enjoy your walk.
Catching up on p-mail, one mailbox at a time. With a boxy, mid-length fit and that perfectly worn-in softness, this tee is just the thing for casual days, creative fits, and everything in between. Made from 100% cotton and dyed with clean, low-impact color, it’s cozy, eco-friendly, and built to last.
• 100% ring-spun US cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz./yd.² (172.9 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
• Boxy fit with mid-length, seamless body
• Classic-width, topstitched rib collar
• The fabric is OEKO-TEX-certified for its low-impact, salt-free dyes
• Printed in the USA
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 36 ¼-37 ⅜ | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 21 | 37 ¾-39 ⅜ | 16 ½ |
| L | 22 | 39 ¾-41 ⅜ | 17 ⅜ |
| XL | 23 | 41 ¾-43 ¼ | 18 ⅜ |
| 2XL | 24 | 43 ¾-45 ¼ | 19 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 50.8 | 92-95 | 39.7 |
| M | 53.3 | 96-100 | 42 |
| L | 55.9 | 101-105 | 44.1 |
| XL | 58.4 | 106-110 | 46.7 |
| 2XL | 61 | 111-115 | 48.9 |
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Type: Ladies T-shirts
Category: crop, dog, golden retriever, heavyweight, ladies, mail, p-mail, pee, pets, play on words, pun shirt, sale, silly, t-shirt, women, wordplay








