Brawndo Hoodie
£34.00 - £45.00
Welcome to the future. It’s orange. It’s caffeinated. And it’s got what plants crave.
This Brawndo hoodie is for the Idiocracy diehards. The ones who saw the movie and thought, “That’s not a comedy, that’s a documentary with electrolytes.” If you’ve ever dropped a Brawndo quote in polite company and gotten blank stares, congratulations. This hoodie is your people signal.
Bright, unapologetic gold with the iconic Brawndo mark front and center. Comfortable enough for couch-watching bad decisions. Durable enough for surviving late-stage stupidity. Perfect for reminding everyone that the dumbest ideas often come with the loudest branding.
Wear it ironically. Wear it unironically. Either way, you’re hydrated.
Fit notes
Unisex fit. True to size. Size up if you want maximum future-slacker energy.
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Soft, heavyweight fleece that holds its shape
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50% cotton, 50% polyester blend
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Air-jet spun yarn for a smoother feel and less pilling
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Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
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Classic front pouch pocket
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Ribbed cuffs and waistband that do not sag into sadness
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Built for repeat wear, repeat washes, repeat quotes
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |
Collections: Brawndo, Hoodies and Sweatshirts, Ladies Apparel | Freedom Fashion for Liberty Lovers, Ladies Sweatshirts, Liberty Maniacs Sweatshirts, Men's Apparel and Accessories, New Arrivals, Sweats | Sweatshirts and pants
Type: Hoodie Sweatshirt
Category: brawndo, energy drink, funny, green, hoodie, idiocracy, it's got what plants need, movie, sweatshirt, the thirst mutilator
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