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  • Old Glory American Flag Swim Trunks

    Stars on the left, stripes on the right, freedom in the middle.

    These Old Glory Swim Trunks are not just swimwear. They're a Declaration of In-deep-ness. Handmade for patriots, boat dads, whiskey uncles, and anyone who treats pool parties like constitutional obligations.

    Crafted with recycled materials and anti-chafe mesh so your boys stay as free as your speech, these trunks let you cannonball into liberty without worrying about wardrobe malfunctions or cultural subversion. With UPF 50+ protection, mesh pockets, and enough red, white, and blue to piss off a HOA board, they're basically tactical freedom shorts for aquatic environments.

    Fire up the grill. Blow something up responsibly. Dive in like it’s 1776.


    • Fabric composition: 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
    • Lining composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex (in the US), and 90% polyester, 10% elastane (in the EU)
    • Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 5.13 oz/yd² (174 g/m²)
    • Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
    • Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
    • Elastic waistband with drawcord
    • Mesh pockets
    • Small inside pocket for valuables
    • UPF 50+ protection
    • Handmade by complete maniacs

    Size guide

      WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
    XS 29 ⅞ 37
    S 31 ½ 38 ⅝
    M 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
    L 36 ¼ 43 ¼
    XL 39 ⅜ 46 ½
    2XL 42 ½ 49 ⅝
    3XL 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
    4XL 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞
    5XL 52 59
    6XL 55 ⅛ 62 ¼
      WAIST (cm) HIPS (cm)
    XS 76 94
    S 80 98
    M 84 102
    L 92 110
    XL 100 118
    2XL 108 126
    3XL 116 134
    4XL 124 142
    5XL 132 150
    6XL 140 158

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