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  • The American Letter Mail Company Garment-dyed Heavyweight T-shirt

    In 1844, Lysander Spooner decided he’d had enough of the government’s bloated monopoly and did what any self-respecting anarchist would do—he built his own mail service. The American Letter Mail Company delivered letters faster, cheaper, and without the government’s bureaucratic nonsense. Naturally, the state couldn’t handle being outperformed, so they harassed Spooner with legal thuggery until they shut him down in 1851. But Spooner? He went down swinging, exposing the Postal Service for what it was: a monopoly that couldn’t compete in a free market.

    This shirt isn’t here to kiss up to the powers that be—it’s here to remind people that Spooner was right. About everything.

    Specs for the Freedom-Minded

    • 100% Ring-Spun Cotton: Soft, breathable, and tough as nails.
    • Fabric Weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²): Built heavy, like Spooner’s disdain for government meddling.
    • Garment-Dyed: Pre-washed, prepped, and ready for action—no bureaucratic delays.
    • Relaxed Fit: Perfect for the rebels who don’t need the state’s approval.
    • Reinforced Durability:
      • 7/8″ Double-Needle Topstitched Collar
      • Twill-Taped Neck and Shoulders
      • Double-Needle Armhole, Sleeve, and Bottom Hems

    Why You Need This Shirt 

    Because Spooner didn’t roll over for government bullies, and neither should you. This is for the postal renegades, the monopoly-smashers, and the free-market fanatics who know that competition is the antidote to coercion.


    • Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems

    Size guide

      WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches)
    S 18 ¼ 26 ⅝ 16 ¼
    M 20 ¼ 28 17 ¾
    L 22 29 ⅜ 19
    XL 24 30 ¾ 20 ½
    2XL 26 31 ⅝ 21 ¾
    3XL 27 ¾ 32 ½ 23 ¼
    4XL 29 ¾ 33 ½ 24 ⅝
      WIDTH (cm) LENGTH (cm) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm)
    S 46.4 67.6 41.3
    M 51.4 71.1 45
    L 55.9 74.6 48.3
    XL 61 78.1 52
    2XL 66 80.3 55.3
    3XL 70.5 82.6 59
    4XL 75.6 85 62.6

    Shop with your confidence and conscience Intact