Because some days, your truth needs a drawstring.
There’s warm. There’s soft. And then there’s "I may have welded steel plating onto my emotional support vehicle" warm.
This premium hoodie is built like a cold-weather battle flag for the self-propelled, self-defined, and emotionally armored. 80/20 cotton-recycled poly blend with a 100% cotton face, so it feels soft enough for introspection but strong enough to bulldoze through a city council meeting.
Whether you’re getting cozy, going ghost, or contemplating kinetic zoning reform, this is the hoodie you want on your back.
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.25 oz./yd.² (280 g/m²)
• 100% cotton face
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Double-needle topstitch on all seams
• Kangaroo pocket, ribbed cuffs and waistband
• Dyed-to-match drawcords with tipped ends and metal eyelets
• Under 5% shrinkage
Disclaimer: Size up for a looser fit.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 38-41 |
| M | 28 | 42-45 |
| L | 29 | 46-49 |
| XL | 30 | 50-53 |
| 2XL | 31 | 54-57 |
| 3XL | 32 | 58-62 |
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 96.5-104.1 |
| M | 71.1 | 106.7-114.3 |
| L | 73.7 | 116.8-124.5 |
| XL | 76.2 | 127-134.6 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 147.3-157.5 |
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Type: Hoodie Sweatshirt
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