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  • Are the A-Holes Still In Charge Fallout Shelter T-Shirt

    Are the assholes still in charge?
    You peek out of your Cold War fallout bunker and, yep, still running the show. Same parasites, different administration.

    This shirt is for anyone who's ever looked around and thought, “Hard pass.” Ideal for doomsday preppers, politically homeless cynics, or just the guy in your neighborhood who’s been stockpiling freeze-dried chili since 2009.

    Whether you’re hunkering down or just hitting the grocery store before they mandate goggles again, this shirt lets the world know you’re not buying what they’re selling.

    Details for the detail freaks:
    • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors: cotton/poly blend for extra moodiness)
    • Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric – perfect for sprinting to the fallout shelter or arguing at Thanksgiving
    • Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, and shoulder-taped to survive whatever comes next

     

    Size guide

      LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
    XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
    S 28 18 34-37
    M 29 20 38-41
    L 30 22 42-45
    XL 31 24 46-49
    2XL 32 26 50-53
    3XL 33 28 54-57
    4XL 34 30 58-61
    5XL 35 31 62-65
      LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
    XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
    S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
    M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
    L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
    XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
    2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
    3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
    4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
    5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165

    Shop with your confidence and conscience Intact