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  • DCU Desert Camo Cotton Long Short

    The Desert Camouflage Uniform, better known as “coffee stain” camo, was the U.S. military’s cleaner answer to the old six-color chocolate-chip desert pattern. Less rocky. More open. Fewer little cookie chunks pretending to be geology.

    This pattern came out of the early ’90s desert era, when the military realized that not every battlefield looked like a gravel pit outside Yuma. The result was a softer three-color arid pattern built around sand, tan, and muted brown shapes. Simple, recognizable, and weirdly stylish once removed from the supply chain.

    We put that desert pattern energy on a pair of long cotton shorts with a relaxed unisex fit. They’re soft, sturdy, and easy to wear, with enough stretch to keep them comfortable without turning them into gym shorts for a guy named Kyle who owns seven protein tubs.

    Made for warm weather, lazy weekends, travel, cookouts, beach runs, and civilian operations of questionable strategic value.



    95% cotton, 5% elastane
    Fabric weight: 8.85 oz./yd.² (300 g/m²)
    Heavyweight cotton-spandex blend with a medium soft feel
    Unisex fit
    Blank product components sourced from Mexico

    Size guide

      WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
    2XS 28 ¼ 35 ⅜
    XS 29 ⅞ 37
    S 31 ½ 38 ⅝
    M 33 ⅛ 40 ¼
    L 36 ¼ 43 ¼
    XL 39 ⅜ 46 ½
    2XL 42 ½ 49 ⅝
    3XL 45 ¾ 52 ¾
    4XL 48 ¾ 55 ⅞
    5XL 52 59 ⅛
    6XL 55 ⅛ 62 ¼
      WAIST (cm) HIPS (cm)
    2XS 71.9 90
    XS 76 94
    S 80 98
    M 84 102.1
    L 92 110
    XL 100 118.1
    2XL 108 126
    3XL 116 134.1
    4XL 124 142
    5XL 132 150.1
    6XL 140 158

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