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  • Orders after 12/16 Not Expected to Arrive by 12/25

    Orders after 12/16 Not Expected to Arrive by 12/25

    Don’t Euthanize Me Bro! Squirrel T-Shirt

    This shirt’s for everyone who thinks maybe our tax dollars could be better spent than on SWAT teams for squirrels. Made from 100% squirrel-friendly, ring-spun cotton, it's soft enough for cozying up on the couch and durable enough for dodging government overreach. Wear it to honor the fallen fuzzball, spark some laughs, and maybe inspire some real, nutty justice. 

    • 100% ring-spun cotton
    • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
    • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
    • 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
    • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
    • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

    Size guide

      LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
    S 28 18
    M 29 20
    L 30 22
    XL 31 24
    2XL 32 26
    3XL 33 28
      LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
    S 71.1 45.7
    M 73.7 50.8
    L 76.2 55.9
    XL 78.7 61
    2XL 81.3 66
    3XL 83.8 71.1

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