Whiskey Rebellion Black Desk Mat
£12.00 - £18.00£14.00 - £22.00
30-day returns · Guaranteed since 2003
No Excise. No Quarter. No Cowards. 🥃
Back in 1794, tax collectors in western Pennsylvania learned the hard way: don't come between a man and his whiskey. Inspired by one of the boldest slogans of the Whiskey Rebellion, this black desk mat revives the spirit of resistance with a crisp, vintage script that reads loud and clear—No Asylum for Traitors & Cowards. No Excise on Whiskey.
Your workspace just got a lot more hostile to overreach.
Features:
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Bold black-and-white distressed design based on rebel banners and liberty pole slogans
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Oversized 16" x 32" format – perfect for keyboard, mouse, and righteous fury
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Smooth 100% polyester top for effortless mouse movement
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Non-slip natural rubber base that grips harder than federal overreach
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Stitched hemmed edges for long-lasting defiance
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Easy to clean—because spilled bourbon is part of the process
Raise your mug, raise the banner, and keep your desk as free as the frontier.
🛡️ Since 2003, we've stood behind every order. Something's off? We make it right.
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Type: Mouse Pad
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